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THE DAVE PLUSH

29.99 CLAMBS

"I HATE FURRET" T-SHIRT

Perfect for Abandonment!

Extremely squishy. Do not grip too tightly or else it will break.

Will sometimes change to "I LOVE FURRET." 

Warning: Not made out of 100% cotton.

14.00 CLAMBS

Gods Blood

Funny Plate

I dont think this is FDA approved.

Super effective on your victims! (We stole this blood from the Moon god)

Kill all your enemies with this mind boggling, EXTREME poisoning product!

Great for breaking into the Glorpian kingdom. (And pissing the Moon God off)

You can pick up all kinds of radio signals with this whimsical disguise!

3.89 CLAMBS

400.00 CLAMBS

12.69 CLAMBS

GLORPIAN DISGUISE

This plate is fun to use! You can use it as a frisbee, Plate, Etc. 

(Warning: We are not responsible for unwanted teleportings/Kidnappings By Furret.co)

Depressed Employee Visor

20.42 CLAMBS

It reeks of Sadness. 

Pizza making is not an aesthetic.

(Mama mia i make a the pizza!)

You can cry when you wear it, or pretend that youre an average Convenience store Employee!